“You’re an idiot, Freddy. Joe Burrow is Joe Namath reincarnated in a Bengals uniform. People should snag his rookie cards before he guarantees a championship and lights up a victory stogie in SoFi after a Super Bowl MVP performance.”
Could Joe Burrow lead the Bengals to a AFC championship and possible Super Bowl title? Absolutely.
“Then people should buy his cards posthaste.”
Not so fast.
“You just said he could win a Super Bowl. Surely his cards will skyrocket if that happens.”
IF.
“You are so frustrating, Freddy.”
My wife and daughters would agree.
“The man has thrown for 971 yards, 8 TDs, and 0 picks his last 2 games.”
He is on absolute fire.
“He’s on fire heading into the playoffs, and you don’t want to buy his cards? His cards will go to the moon if he wins it all.”
Maybe. Maybe not. Patrick Mahomes cards dipped 21 percent after the Kansas City Chiefs won the Super Bowl. The win was already built into his pre Super Bowl pricing.
“Joey B. isn’t as hyped as Mahomes was after his MVP season. There is more room for growth.”
True.
“There it is. We’re in agreement. We should buy Joey B. cards RIGHT THE F NOW.”
If it makes you happy.
“NO. Because it’s a sound investment decision.”
It could be. I just think there’s a higher probability of you acquiring his cards at a cheaper price after the season… especially if they don’t win the title. Probability says to take the field over the Bengals in this wacky season.
“You’re impossible.”
I’m Freddy… and you’re welcome.